Lisa: Favorie Cereal Box (not the actual cereal, the box itself)
Josh: Count Chocula- I picture this guy drinking Hershey's syrup like it was blood. He's not spooky, I mean if the Coal Chamber people were cartoons this is what they would be... it's not scary. The cereal is pretty good, but it's like candy not breakfast. Ooops all berrys (by Capn' Cruch) is the Bomb cereal. Now there is a good cereal, but what is that guy the Captian of?

Lisa: Weirdest food you've ever eaten
Josh: Uh, my favorite food is Calamari, and I thought it was pretty weird at first but now I love it. I don't eat chicken or pork or beef, but I lvoe seafood.

Lisa: How come when a dog goes to the bathroom in the house, do the owners put it ouside? What's the purpose of putting the dog outside, if it's already done its buisness?
Josh: Dog's don't care. People are dumb, 100 years ago dogs were wild, I mean some people had them as pets but now it's like your car. What kind of car do you drive, what kind of shoes do you wear, what kind of dog do you have? I mean, I don't think dogs care what kind they are, people should be that way, people are dumb. Dogs are cool. Why is it called a pet when you don't pet it? I mean you can pet a dog or a cat, but what about your pet fish? Do you pet a fish? These things are weird. People make up funny things to waste their time, I mean, dogs dhould have a door to go outside and poop, they would go outside too, cause I know they don't like to poop inside, my dog and I have entertained extensive converstaion on this matter.

Lisa: Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the hell was the chicken out of the coup anyways?
Josh: Chickens get bored, they like to travel. They can't really fly accross the road so they have to walk.

Lisa: Out of X's and O's.. which ones are hugs, and which ones are kisses?
Josh: X is the hug, becuase it's like the arms of the people crossing, the O's are the kisses cause they make you say O snap that was a dope kiss... hahaha

Lisa: How come when Donald Duck gets out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist, but when he's fully dry, he has no pants on?
Josh: Donald is a very mosdest guy. He's not tryin' to show off his goodies. Ducks are dry becuse they have this oil on their feathers, it's a nuture thing, I don't know too much about.

Lisa: How come pink and blue aren't natural hair colors?
Josh: Pink is just the dopest color ever, I have no clue why it's not a hair color. Blue is a color that mostly old ladies rock, I think it means you are a good cook but you smell like moth balls?

Lisa: If I told you I had a pet gremlin, would you think I was crazy?
Josh: No, but Gremlins are lame, the mogwhy's are the dopeness.

Lisa: What do you want for your birthday?
Josh: Man that's hard, I don't ask for stuff... I guess if I could be at the 9:30 at one of my favorite bands shows and sing a song with them. I dunno, maybe just to have a bunch of people I like to be around at a show, just watching some music, just laughing and stuff.

Lisa: What 3 bands would make up you're ideal concert?
Josh: Mannnn that is way too difficult... there are too many bands, I'd have to put together a day's worth of music like a Festival or something. I gotta take the 5th on that one, sorry.

Lisa: Who's your favorite comedian?
Josh: No Question Janeane Garafolo, I wanna make out with her, that's what I want for my birthday! hahaha

Lisa: Do you like coconut?
Josh: It's okay. I'm not crazy about it.

Lisa: Make a describing Acronym of your name J.O.S.H.
Josh: Wha? uh, Jivin' Outlandish Supa Hata hahaha I dunno about that one...

Lisa: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? And who says he can't?
Josh: They can, they chuck wood, they throw it... they throw wood for about a half hour and then take a coffee break.

Lisa: What the hell happend to all the GOOD cereal prizes? No wonder kids are unhappy.. who the hell wants a plastic spoon as a prize in cereal?::
Josh: All the good prizes from back in the day are now at garage sales and on e-bay... they were using children to make them in Tiwan and Mexico, and they stopped so I'm glad, but we won't talk about that.

Lisa: Which duo is better: Ren and Stimpy or Bevis and Butthead?
Josh: Neither. Dude the best Duo or threesome is on a show called Aquateen on adult swim. Aquateen Hunger Force is the most and they have an episode with a rapper I love called MC Chris he is the Bombtrck. Aqua Teen, don't forget it, it's comin up!

Lisa: Why is it called "plastic surgery" if.. they don't *really* use plastic?
Josh: Becuse it's dumb and whoever made up the name was dumb, plastic surgery is the dumbest thing ever. Reconstructive surgery is cool, cause it allows injured people to get thier body back close to the way it was. Plastic surgery happened when surgeons were like " Man, we can do this to regular people and make a ton of cash". Plastic surgery people with Fake boobs and stuff are plastic paople, I don't deal well with that fake stuff.

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